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estpolis:

if you have a vagina and dont refer to it as a womb as often as you can i feel like youre missing a real opportunity

id like to nickname this post, “cis man does not actually know what a womb is”

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yrrard:

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: parkermurdock)

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johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

image

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

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foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

(Source: officialfolgers)

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zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

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thefrogman:

Otis enjoyed being treated like royalty on my birthday last year.

If you want to give me a special birthday present, check out my comic, Corg Life. Click here!!

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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

(Source: futilitycloset.com)

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